OP4 days ago
Wife: “Tum mujhe kitna miss karte ho?”
Husband: “Jitna biryani ke saath raita miss hota hai.” 😂
Girlfriend: “Tumhe mere andar kya pasand hai?”
Boyfriend: “Tumhara confidence.”
Girlfriend: “Aur?”
Boyfriend: “Tumhara Wi-Fi password.” 😏😂
Wife: “Aaj raat kuch special karna hai?”
Husband: “Haan.”
Wife: “Kya?”
Husband: “Mobile side mein rakh ke so jayenge.” 💀😂
She: “Tum romantic ho?”
He: “Haan.”
She: “Proof?”
He: “Tumhare message ka reply 2 minute mein karta hoon.” 😏
Friend: “Bhai shaadi ke baad life kaisi hai?”
Me: “Netflix subscription jaisi.”
Friend: “Matlab?”
Me: “Password mera hai, control kisi aur ka.” 😂
Wife: “Mujhe raat ko neend kyun nahi aati?”
Husband: “Kyuki tumhara dimaag 24/7 overtime karta hai.”
Wife: “Aur tumhara?”
Husband: “Main toh permission ka wait karta hoon.” 😭😂
4 days ago
continuation
1. Teacher: “Tum class mein late kyun aaye?”
Student: “Sir, board pe likha tha ‘School Ahead, Go Slow’.” 😂
2. Teacher: “Homework kyun nahi kiya?”
Student: “Sir, light nahi thi.”
Teacher: “Toh candle jala lete!”
Student: “Sir, matchbox bhi nahi tha.” 😭
3. Teacher: “Tumhara future kya hai?”
Student: “Sir, aapke haath mein hai.”
Teacher: “Kaise?”
Student: “Pass ya fail aap decide karoge.” 😂
4. Malik: “Tum kaam par late kyun aaye?”
Nokar: “Sahab, sapne mein dekha tha aaj chhutti hai.”
Malik: “Phir?”
Nokar: “Sapna sach karne mein thoda time lag gaya.” 😂
5. Malik: “Tumne mera phone kyun uthaya?”
Nokar: “Sahab, aapne bola tha ghar ko apna samjho.”
Malik: “Phone ghar nahi hai!”
Nokar: “Sahab, mehmaan samajh ke uthaya tha.” 😂
6. Malik: “Maine tumhe 10 hazaar salary di thi, khatam kaise ho gayi?”
Nokar: “Sahab, paisa bhi aapki tarah hai… aata hai aur chala jata hai.” 😭
7. Girlfriend: “Tum mere liye kya kar sakte ho?”
Boyfriend: “Kuch bhi.”
Girlfriend: “Shopping?”
Boyfriend: “Maine kaha tha kuch bhi, sab kuch nahi.” 😂
8. Girlfriend: “Tum mujhe kitna pyaar karte ho?”
Boyfriend: “Google se zyada.”
Girlfriend: “Sach?”
Boyfriend: “Haan, Google ke bina bhi reh sakta hoon… tumhare bina mushkil hai.” 😏
9. Boyfriend: “Baby, tumhari smile bohot dangerous hai.”
Girlfriend: “Kyun?”
Boyfriend: “Har baar dekh ke mera balance hil jata hai.” 😂
10. Boss: “Tum office mein kya karte ho?”
Staff: “Sir, aapke orders follow karta hoon.”
Boss: “Aur kaam?”
Staff: “Sir, woh toh orders ke beech mein aa jata hai.” 😂
11. Boss: “Tumhara kaam itna slow kyun hai?”
Staff: “Sir, main quality pe focus karta hoon.”
Boss: “Quality kahan hai?”
Staff: “Sir, woh bhi abhi process mein hai.” 😭😂
12. Boss: “Kal office kyun nahi aaye?”
Staff: “Sir, kal Sunday tha.”
Boss: “Lekin kal Monday tha!”
Staff: “Sir, isi confusion ki wajah se nahi aaya.” 😂
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