💬 Husband wife jokes

1. Wife: Mujhse woh kehti hai ke main tumhari zindagi ko jannat bana dungi.Husband: Banana usko 'Maggie' bhi nahi aata, par confidence dekho bandi ka! 2. Biwi: apko chicken banadu Husband: nai main insaan hi theek hun 3. How does your husband come home on time regularly Wife: I have just made a simple rule - Romance will start sharp @ 9pm, with you OR without you 4. Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek ladki aai thi Wife: Akeli aai hogi Husband: tumko kaise pata Wife: uska pati mere khawab main aaya tha 5. Husband: Aaj khana tumhari maa ne banaya hai kya? Wife: Haan.....laikin tumhe kaise pata chala Husaband: Roz khaane main kala baal nikalta tha aur aaj safed nikla hai. 6. Husband: Darling tumhara naa hath pe likhu ya dil pe? Wife: Idhar udhar kyun likhte ho, agar sacha pyar karte ho to sidhe apne property ke paper pe likho😂😀 7. Wife: Suno ye Happiness ki spelling kya hai. Husband: UNMARRIED

excellent, super duper😊

good one.....😀

Wah khaja bhai, wife ne toh ek hi line mein poora hisaab barabar kar diya 😂😂 Ab husband ke paas jawab nahi, sirf khamoshi bachi hai! 😂