💬 Teacher & Student Jokes

Here are some teacher-student jokes: Teacher: Homework kahan hai? Student: Sir, ghar pe reh gaya. Teacher: Kyun? Student: Sir, homework ko bhi ghar se bahar nikalna pasand nahi. Teacher: Tum class mein itna late kyun aaye? Student: Sir, board pe likha tha “School Ahead, Go Slow.” Teacher: Batao, duniya mein sabse zyada neend kab aati hai? Student: Sir, jab teacher bolte hain “Aaj main ek important topic explain karta hoon.” Teacher: Exam mein tumne kuch bhi nahi likha Student: Sir, aapne kaha tha Answer in your own words. Mere paas words hi nahi the. Teacher: Agar tumhare paas 10 chocolates hain aur main 5 le loon, tumhare paas kya bachega? Student: Sir, gussa! Teacher: Tum roz class mein so kyun jaate ho? Student: Sir, aapki teaching bahut peaceful hai. Teacher: Tum exam mein cheating kar rahe the? Student: Nahi sir, main bas answer sheet ko emotional support de raha tha. Teacher: Tum class mein baat kyun kar rahe ho? Student: Sir, knowledge share kar raha tha. Teacher: Kis ke saath? Student: Sir, jisko knowledge chahiye thi uske saath Teacher: Tumhare marks itne kam kyun hain? Student: Sir, marks kam nahi hain… bas questions zyada difficult the Teacher: Tumne exam mein naam kyun nahi likha? Student: Sir, mujhe laga aap mujhe pehchaan lenge. Teacher: Homework complete kyun nahi kiya? Student: Sir, pen kharab tha. Teacher: Pencil se kar lete! Student: Sir, pencil bhi uski friend thi.